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Thursday, April 15, 2010

what do you taste like?

Ladies has your man ever hesitated before going down on you? When performing oral sex do you notice a grimace on his face? Does he always want to grab a bottle of chocolate syrup before eating your cha cha? If so honey your stuff tastes bad and may even smell bad too ! I'm sure your first response to this would be to say that " I wash My P_ssy everyday and I douche and use my powder and sprays" Well honey that isn't not going to cut it ! So what's a girl to do! First of all before you get freaky with your man AlWAYS go run in the bathroom and take a full bath ,shower or "hoe bath"! Make sure you get your washcloth extra soapy and go to town down there! Make sure you get to all your cracks and crevices down there and don't forget to wash around your clit because smegma can linger around there ewww ! Lay off all the powder and sprays because they can do more harm than good and no man wants to eat a powdery p_ussy! Now If That doesn't work check out your diet......................................



Certain foods that you eat can seep through your pores down below (yes we do have pores down there) and can cause you to stink! Foods such as Onions, Garlic, Fish, Cabbage etc. can make you smell funky . Avoid these foods If you notice that they make you smell bad because you probably taste bad too! Excessive alcohol and smoking can also have a bad effect on your taste and smell ! Last but not least try my old stand by ! After taking a bath. shower or hoe bath taste yourself! Yes that's right put your finger inside of you and see what it tastes like? Don't be ashamed , $hit this is your p_ussy! If you don't like it why da hell do you think he will? GURL get you some pineapple juice and grape juice ( da sweeter da better) ! Drink a few cups of it a day and lots of water and you should notice a difference in a few days !





If all else fails go the clinic!

Until next time............... toodles

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